Way to go, Facebook.

This is not okay.

Maybe the facebook user just really enjoyed something and liked it.

Now we have a limit to how many things we can like?

It was bad when you put a limit on our name changes, but now this?

What if someone got married more than twelve times?

This banning really has to stop.

You can't ban everything.

Next are you going to ban how many status updates one can have?

Instead of "What's on your mind?"

It will say:

"What's on your mind? But be careful what you say, this could be your last status update forever, because the things you say are annoying and abusive and us, the facebook creators, went on a banning frenzy and you have to follow our rules."

Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Florist shop/Preztel shop.

What's a bokay, florist shop?

I could tell you weren't a good florist shop when I noticed you also shared your residency with a pretzel shop.
You should really look into hiring literate employees.
Seriously, The college grads don't want a "bokay" , it's probably a torture device...or worse.
I'm sure  I know what they do want, though.
A bouquet.
Not a bokay.
I'm worried about your business's success if you can't even spell what you're supposed to be selling.
Next time I need a bokay of fresh rowsays, I'll stop by.
Maybe even get a pretzel.



Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Magic Bullet.

There's this thing called a blender.

All you are is a "glorified" version of  what Mr. Poplawski created a few decades ago. 

Note, I used glorified in quotations because  you are not glorious in anyway, Magic Bullet. 

You are only glorified because of television and mindless citizens of America.

Now, you're trying to sell a smaller version of what you already do, slap a smile face on the front of it, and 

say it creates baby food better than a blender or your original machine of mediocrity? AND you tried to say that they put pesticides in baby food.

 That's a bit over the top, isn't it?

When my twenty year old blender brakes, I'm going to go buy another blender.

Not you, because you suck, Magic Bullet.

You should just be a vacuum. Not a blender.

You suck that much.

Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Dunkin Donuts.

This looks like someone asked for milk with a squirt of coffee.

Really, she asked for dark roast coffee, with ONE squirt of milk. 

That doesn't look like one squirt, Dunkins.

Aren't you supposed to be a reliably good coffee shop?

You can't even make coffee, so now you're trying to sell us hashbrowns and wraps.

It's like the owner said "Well, we suck at making coffee, so let's start a mediocre fast food business too."

If  America runs on Dunkin...I don't want to be in America.

Way to go, Humanity.

Way to go, SUV driver.

The best part is, the target worker is laughing.

How does something like this even happen?

Seriously, does the SUV driver like adrenaline rushes?

If he does, this is a pathetic excuse for an adrenaline rush.

Go jump off a cliff. 

It's a win-win.

An adrenaline rush for Mr. SUV driver, and one less idiot.

Way to go, humanity.