Way to go, Finesse Self adjusting shampoo

Yes. That says "self adjusting"

Not only will you have "consistently beautiful hair" , but it only costs about 3 dollars.

How on earth is it "self adjusting" ? 

Is there like, a board of shampoo adjustment? Do all the members sit around and decide what kind of hair you have? So you can have "consistently beautiful hair"?

I mean, I really think Finesse is taking personification to an absurd level.

Are people really idiotic enough to believe you can get all that for 3 dollars?

Are people really idiotic enough to believe your shampoo can "adjust" to your hair?

I can say, from personal experience, that this shampoo dries out your hair. 

That is all. No self adjustment and my hair was most certainly not beautiful the next day. 

Now, if you're looking for "consistently beautiful hair, "Self adjust" to looking in a different section for your shampoo. 

Way to go Humanity.

Way to go, mom.

You gave birth to the biggest failure ever to walk the streets.

I will give youa quick synopsis of my night:

I first repeatedly slammed my foot into a door frame. Unintentionally.

Then While typing, hit myself in the face with a laptop, after making fun of delia for doing the same thing.

Then, while removing my microwave noodles from the microwave oven, I accidentally poured scalding hot water all over my hand and when proceeding to dump the water out, poured all of the noodles down the sink.

When asking Delia if the water in the refrigerator was safe to consume, I idiotically shook the water jug over my head, which little to my knowledge had no cover, showering myself, the dog and the floor in water.

Karma's a big fat ugly bitch.

Because , I've decided that all of these "coincidental happenings" occurred because last night, I tossed my friend's hat into a tree.

On the list of idiots, I'm way up there with Hitler. 

Way to go, Housing Department at York Beach

I really don't understand this one.

I don't really know whether to say "Why put any shutters there at all." or " Move the window over a few inches." 

I mean, come on. Really? Are you that architecturally challenged?

If you are, you should really look into a new profession, or passion.

I mean, here I am, enjoying ym vacation, and your idiocy  ruined my walk to the beach. 

I don't ruin your vacations, in fact you probably make a lot of money for this shitty job you seem to be doing. 

So, please, stop building houses, because generally people want a nice scenic view when they visit York beach.

I usually do.

So, a word of advice next time your building...

Stay sober. 

Way to go , Humanity.

Way to go, Nabisco.

I think one natural flavor would have been enough.

When it says "Natural flavors" it implies that there is more than one.

I mean, I know humanity is stupid, but give us some credit, we've made it this far.

We understand plural usage. 

Hopefully. 

Because if you can read, you should know that.

If you don't, pat yourself on the back, you're a great example for the human race.

Just like these "Naturally flavored apple cinnamon snacks."

Naturally flavored my ass.

The amount of preservatives makes up for the lack of artificial taste.

                                     If you really want natural snack, put some cinnamon on apples.

You'll live longer.

Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Facebook.

This is not okay.

Maybe the facebook user just really enjoyed something and liked it.

Now we have a limit to how many things we can like?

It was bad when you put a limit on our name changes, but now this?

What if someone got married more than twelve times?

This banning really has to stop.

You can't ban everything.

Next are you going to ban how many status updates one can have?

Instead of "What's on your mind?"

It will say:

"What's on your mind? But be careful what you say, this could be your last status update forever, because the things you say are annoying and abusive and us, the facebook creators, went on a banning frenzy and you have to follow our rules."

Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Florist shop/Preztel shop.

What's a bokay, florist shop?

I could tell you weren't a good florist shop when I noticed you also shared your residency with a pretzel shop.
You should really look into hiring literate employees.
Seriously, The college grads don't want a "bokay" , it's probably a torture device...or worse.
I'm sure  I know what they do want, though.
A bouquet.
Not a bokay.
I'm worried about your business's success if you can't even spell what you're supposed to be selling.
Next time I need a bokay of fresh rowsays, I'll stop by.
Maybe even get a pretzel.



Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Magic Bullet.

There's this thing called a blender.

All you are is a "glorified" version of  what Mr. Poplawski created a few decades ago. 

Note, I used glorified in quotations because  you are not glorious in anyway, Magic Bullet. 

You are only glorified because of television and mindless citizens of America.

Now, you're trying to sell a smaller version of what you already do, slap a smile face on the front of it, and 

say it creates baby food better than a blender or your original machine of mediocrity? AND you tried to say that they put pesticides in baby food.

 That's a bit over the top, isn't it?

When my twenty year old blender brakes, I'm going to go buy another blender.

Not you, because you suck, Magic Bullet.

You should just be a vacuum. Not a blender.

You suck that much.

Way to go, humanity.

Way to go, Dunkin Donuts.

This looks like someone asked for milk with a squirt of coffee.

Really, she asked for dark roast coffee, with ONE squirt of milk. 

That doesn't look like one squirt, Dunkins.

Aren't you supposed to be a reliably good coffee shop?

You can't even make coffee, so now you're trying to sell us hashbrowns and wraps.

It's like the owner said "Well, we suck at making coffee, so let's start a mediocre fast food business too."

If  America runs on Dunkin...I don't want to be in America.

Way to go, Humanity.

Way to go, SUV driver.

The best part is, the target worker is laughing.

How does something like this even happen?

Seriously, does the SUV driver like adrenaline rushes?

If he does, this is a pathetic excuse for an adrenaline rush.

Go jump off a cliff. 

It's a win-win.

An adrenaline rush for Mr. SUV driver, and one less idiot.

Way to go, humanity.