Way to go, Magic Bullet.

There's this thing called a blender.

All you are is a "glorified" version of  what Mr. Poplawski created a few decades ago. 

Note, I used glorified in quotations because  you are not glorious in anyway, Magic Bullet. 

You are only glorified because of television and mindless citizens of America.

Now, you're trying to sell a smaller version of what you already do, slap a smile face on the front of it, and 

say it creates baby food better than a blender or your original machine of mediocrity? AND you tried to say that they put pesticides in baby food.

 That's a bit over the top, isn't it?

When my twenty year old blender brakes, I'm going to go buy another blender.

Not you, because you suck, Magic Bullet.

You should just be a vacuum. Not a blender.

You suck that much.

Way to go, humanity.