Way to go, Finesse Self adjusting shampoo

Yes. That says "self adjusting"

Not only will you have "consistently beautiful hair" , but it only costs about 3 dollars.

How on earth is it "self adjusting" ? 

Is there like, a board of shampoo adjustment? Do all the members sit around and decide what kind of hair you have? So you can have "consistently beautiful hair"?

I mean, I really think Finesse is taking personification to an absurd level.

Are people really idiotic enough to believe you can get all that for 3 dollars?

Are people really idiotic enough to believe your shampoo can "adjust" to your hair?

I can say, from personal experience, that this shampoo dries out your hair. 

That is all. No self adjustment and my hair was most certainly not beautiful the next day. 

Now, if you're looking for "consistently beautiful hair, "Self adjust" to looking in a different section for your shampoo. 

Way to go Humanity.

Way to go, mom.

You gave birth to the biggest failure ever to walk the streets.

I will give youa quick synopsis of my night:

I first repeatedly slammed my foot into a door frame. Unintentionally.

Then While typing, hit myself in the face with a laptop, after making fun of delia for doing the same thing.

Then, while removing my microwave noodles from the microwave oven, I accidentally poured scalding hot water all over my hand and when proceeding to dump the water out, poured all of the noodles down the sink.

When asking Delia if the water in the refrigerator was safe to consume, I idiotically shook the water jug over my head, which little to my knowledge had no cover, showering myself, the dog and the floor in water.

Karma's a big fat ugly bitch.

Because , I've decided that all of these "coincidental happenings" occurred because last night, I tossed my friend's hat into a tree.

On the list of idiots, I'm way up there with Hitler.